My Claims to Fame If you see these out there, they started here.

The 4 R's of Recycling: "Reduce Reuse Recycle and Refuse" ©.

Your email address is your e-ddress ©.

Save a life: hang up on a cell phone driver ©.

Loose clicks sink ships ©.

In the IT industry, we are frequently asked to create mockups to prove that something can be done, often employing fancy smoke & mirrors to pull off a magic trick. That's why it's called a poof of concept ©.

For the record, orange rhymes with syringe, lozenge and doorhinge. I do not take credit for this. I just wanted it to be public knowledge. On a related note, there is no rhyme for month. This one I knew, but rhymeswithorange.com has put me on to purple and silver.

Signs our Civilization is Coming to an End or should be.

Shocking Roulette
Feel The Fear! Fear isn't the only thing you'll feel when you play this exciting game of chance. It's truly electrifying! Select the number of players, put your finger in one of the four slots, and let it "spin." Lights and sounds start out fast and gradually slow down (just like a roulette wheel) to prolong the tension. When the sound stops, someone gets the shock of their life -- and everyone else gets a big laugh! Victims are selected at random electronically, so you never know who's next. Sure to be a scream at your next party. 3 "AA" demo batteries included. Not recommended for small children, cowards, the extremely unlucky, Russians or persons with a medical condition.

Sig lines I'd like to Use if I believed in sig lines.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand Binary, and those who don't

Y10K bug - start preparing now! Let's not get caught with our pants down *again*!

You can have my gun when you pry it from my child's cold dead hand.

In anything at all, perfection is finally attained not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery